Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Price vs. Piers

As headline-grabbing as the Piers Morgan interview with Katie Price was, I found it difficult to focus on anything apart from her face. Her tipex-white teeth, over-botoxed forehead and Morticia Adams-inspired hair do... it was all so distracting. She's starting to resemble Michael Jackson more and more. At least he doesn't draw in his eyebrows with felt-tip pen. Her waxy skin looks so taut that when she speaks the only things to move are her inflated lips and fluttering fake eye lashes.

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